Children ALWAYS Speak the Truth

As we were driving to church this evening, Madeline decided that she'd like to play a game called "Who's Faster?"  She made up this game, and then we took turns.

Madeline started out with,

* "What's faster, a turtle or a car."  I replied with, "a car."  Very good Mommy.
* "What's faster, a bike or a motorcycle?" I replied with, "a motor cycle."  Very good Mommy.

Now it's Daddy's turn.  Daddy said,

* "What's faster, a helicoptor or airplane?" Madeline said, "a helicoptor."  So we talked about that a bit.
* "What's faster, a cheetah or a tiger?" Madeline said "a cheetah."

Now it's Mommy's turn.  Mommy said,

*"What's faster, an elephant or a rhinocerous?"  Madeline said, "I don't know.  Ask Lydia, she knows the most about elephants."

So Daddy then says, "Okay, I have one.  Who's faster Daddy or Brett Favre?" 

DEAD SILENCE IN THE CAR.

Not realizing that would be so difficult, Daddy said, "Okay, who's faster, Aaron Rodgers or Brett Favre?"

*Madeline thought about it and said, "Aaron Rodgers of course.  I would never say Brett Favre.  He stinks!"

Nice........